Hogwarts Extreme (7)

The HEX Vending Machine can be found in Diagon Alley. There are two ways that you can use the vending machine. Either insert 50 galleons or a vending maching token. You now have 10 options:

>bang on the glass
>kick the side
>glare fiercely
>shake it
>jump up and down
>speak parseltongue
>press buttons 
>check push slot
>sacrifice a mudblood

There are six things that can happen next. It will either kill you, prank you, give you money, give you a random item, give you a detention, or it will do nothing. 

You can only use the vending machine once a day.

Use of this machine has been known to cause unwanted side-effects. Approach at your own risk.

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Hex Vending Machine